hometown 2014

My Hometown January 2014. Labo, Daet Camarines Norte.

monasisa

Aba marunong pa pala akong gumamit ng charcoal.

que horror

Basically just to scare the hell of my bestfriend's ass. Haha Kunwari may lumitaw na entity pagkuwa ng picture sa dilim. May nagmumulto daw kasi sa maliit nilang apartment. Taken during new year 2014. Biglaan kasing nag brownout after ng putukan. Maski ako kinikilabutan pag tinititigan ko ang inedit kong picture.

sunflower***

It's been quite a long time since our last get together.

Dear Mami T. It was nice to see you again. As you have said no matter gaano tayo katagal huling nagkita ay parang walang nagbago, nothing has change sa friendship natin. I am really happy that I made you laugh na matagal mo ng hindi nagawa dahil alam natin kung gaano kabigat ang pinagdaanan mo last year. It was a special day. I know and I wish that things would be a lot better this year. Your courage and strength will inspire me for as long as I live.

Cheers to us Queens and we will rule this year! 
We are both beauty with a purpose.

wang wang

It's been four days since nagstart na namam akong torturin ng Vertigo. Until now hindi parin ako makapag-function properly, sa ayaw ko o sa hindi ay cripple ako. This is how I start my year. This is the worst attack ng Vertigo ko to date. I have a friend who is taking up Medicine and adviced me to go to a neurologist asap it might be something serious. Sa isip ko lang ay gastos lang yun and besides the medicine i'm taking for Vertigo is sobrang expensive na. Another friend told me that it might be Aneurysm ( which is fatal )- dead in an instant. Pag hindi ko na talaga nakayanan tsaka na ako susugod sa doktor.  I have done my research and Vertigo could last for several days.

Pagod nako maging paranoid.

If you're gonna go, your gonna go. 

adik mode 2014

"Mga pamatay na hirit"

Original Version:

-"Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!"
-"May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!"
-"Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!"
-"Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you add meaning to my life."
-"Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy."
-"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
-"Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one."
-"I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?"

Pamatay kong reply:

"Excuse me, kumain ka ba ng mais? Ang corny mo kasi!"

My version:

Ang sweet mo! May diabetes kaba?
May lahi kabang keboard? Ang likot ng fingers mo eh.
May lahi kabang cabinet? Ang lapad mo kasi.
Ipapapulis kita!....wala gusto ko lang!
Am I a dictionary? Ang lalim kasi ng ingles mo eh.
Meron kabang lisencya? Ang tulis kasi ng baba mo eh.
I lost my number. May amnesia ata ako?
Angel ba name mo?..or Angelo? Mukha ka kasing lalaki eh.
I forgot your name, Is it brownie?.

Pamatay kong reply:

Excuse me, Are you drugs?



"Dede"

Original version:

In the middle of a baptismal rite, a bishop officiating said:
"Ang lambot naman ng ulo ng bata…"
The pretty mother replied: "Father…dede ko po yan!"

My version:

In the middle of a baptismal rite, a bishop officiating said:
"Kakaiba naman ang hugis ng ulo ng bata…"
The pretty mother replied: "Father…Tumor po ng dede ko yan!"



"Baklita"

Original version;

Ama: Bading ka ba?
Petra Jr: Yezzterday, dadee!
Ama: (Inupper cut tapos Idinuldol sa harina si jr). Ano?! Bading ka pa ba?!
Petra Jr: Hindi na po.
Ama: Eh anon a?
Petra Jr: Geisha na po! (Ang taray!)

My version:

Ama: Bading ka ba?
Petra Jr: Yezzterday, dadee!
Ama: (Inupper cut tapos Idinuldol sa harina si jr). Ano?! Bading ka pa ba?!
Petra Jr: Hindi na po.
Ama: Eh anon a?
Petra Jr: Multong bakla...RoArR

philippines wins miss tourism international for two consecutive years

Congratulations Angelina Dione Gomez for Bagging the Miss Tourism International Title 2013
This is a back to back victory that rarely happens. Last year Rizzini Alexis Gomez was crowned Miss Tourism International 2012. We won for 2 consecutive years. Its truly incredible!!! 

We Filipinos are definitely #1 in pageants in 2013!!!!!

Happy New Year!