at the beginning ( wonderful journey )

I have deleted my old blog. I started blogging way back in 2007 or to be precise it was I believe, December of 2006, well around that time. With the encouragement of one of my friend/blogger Joms. Ngunit, subalit dapatwat ay si-nave ko naman lahat ng mga post ko from that old blog. Ito yung una at mga pinaka-unang pinost ko. Grabe, its been quite a long time since I started blogging. I have no plans to stop! Pang habang buhay nato. Matagal naring naka-draft tong post nato.

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I'm Rikuo the Tikbalang Slayer!

Teka tsk tsk, dehinz ata ako marunong magsulat.

hmmm paano ba to? hindi ko talaga alam.

ahh basta, basta! magsusulat ako!

walang paki elamanan, kanya kanyang trip lang.

Nakakapikon.

( Hindi Mapakali )

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Ouch!

Tang Inang Kulangot to'...

AHA! Alam ko na tubig!...

Ready na to', Malambot na.

Sheeet Ouchies!

*Sabay tingin sa malaking kulangot sa daliri.

Nanlaki ang mata.

Bulong sa sarili: Puta! Naubos ko ata buhok ko sa ilong.

-Based on actual events.

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My Brother has a friend name Brian. He was tall and morbidly obese

It was all saints day and they decided to take a stroll at the cemetery.

From a far they saw Brian.He ran towards them

While running an old lady shouted: " HOY! ABA MAG BRA KA NAMAN! "

He has this humongous man boobs lol!

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"Creme Brulee"

Riverbanks Marikina, Nasa Zagu ako Tinitingnan ko ang list ng mga flavors.

Natawa ako sa Isang Flavor, Grabe and ngiti ko at hindi ko masabi sa tindera na yun

ang oordirin ko. Natawa rin yung tindera. Hangang nabigkas ko na " Miss Isang Creme Brulee"

Napronounce ko naman ng tama : "Creme-Bru lei".

Ang Dahilan ng aking biglang pagtawa:

Naalala ko yung isa sa mga porn ko. M2M na habang dinidilaan ni guy1 ang butas ng puwit ni guy2

ay binangit ni guy1 ito: "Sweeeet taste like good o'le Creme Brulee".

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"Tikbouy"

I caught my friend Tikboy licking the screen of the computer's monitor.

I took a peek and to my surprise,

there was two hairy balls on the screen.

He didnt notice me,

for his eyes were wide shut while doing the tongue action thing.

I imagined pouring hot coffee on his face.

But i didnt do it.

Instead i surprised him with a loud, "HOY GAGO BAWAL YAN!"