Wednesday, June 9, 2010

pointer

Isang mainit na tanghali noong December 2009 ay isinama ako at ang aking tiyahin ng aking Ina sa Recto. Upang mamili ng kanyang mga paninda. Business kasi ni Inay ang mag-lako ng silver. Kaya ako pumayag sumama ay dahil mamimili rin ako ng DVD cd's at tsinelas.

Iniwanan ko ang aking tiyahin at ina sa tindahan ng silver. Inaabot rin kasi ng ilang oras ang pag-pili ng mga ipaninindang silver. Habang ako ay naglalakad papunta sa mga bilihan ng mga DVD ay napansin ko na nagkukumpulan ang mga tao sa isang bahagi ng bangketa. Lumapit ako at umusisa. Mga tuta pala ang pinagkakaguluhan nila. Magaganda ang mga tuta at halatang half-breed. Matagal ko ng binabalak magkaroon ng sariling aso."Magkano po isa manong?"- ang tanong ko. "350 lang!".
Gusto ko ng bumili kaso nagdalawang isip ako. Naglakad ako palayo upang mag-isip. Mga ilang minuto ay bumalik. Inusisa ko isa-isa ang mga tuta. Lalake ang hanap ko, kasi babae na ang aso namin. Ngunit sa dinamidami nito ay iisa lang ang lalaki, ito pa yung pinaka hindi ko gusto, dahil mukha talaga itong ordinaryong aso sa lansangan ( eh di sana nanghingi nalang ako ). Sa kagustuhan ko ng lalaking aso at dahil hindi ako nandidiscriminate ng hayop, ay binuhat ko ito, at binayaran. "Thank you ha!" ang wika ni Manong.

Pag-balik ko sa tindahan ng silver ay wala ang tiyahin ko at Nanay. Umupo ako sa upuan sa labas habang hinihintay sila. Nilapag ko ang tuta sa sahig ng panandalian. Baka kasi nalalamog na. Maya-maya ay sumuka ito, at dumumi, Nataranta ako dahil sa mismong pintuan ito ng Shop Dumumi. Naawa sakin ang isang tindera ng damit sa harap ng Jewelry shop at binigyan ako ng Newspaper at ilang plastic bag. Nalagpasan ko naman ang trahediya.

Misteryo sa amin ang lahi ng aso. Hindi namin alam kung anong half-half siya.
Habang lumalaki siya ay patuloy parin ang kuro-kuro namin sa lahi niya. Lahat na ng lahi ng aso ay nabintang na namin sa kaniya. Lahat kasi ng nakakakita sa kaniya ay pinipintasan siya. "Panget daw siya"

From December 2009, ngayon ay June 2010 na. Anim na buwan na ang nakakalipas.
Patuloy paring pinipintasan ng kung sino sino ang aso ko.

Hangang noong isang araw, bumisita ang isang kabarkada ni utol at nakita ang aso ko.

Kahapon:
Utol: Hoy! Alam ko na ang lahi ng aso mo! Malamang ay halg siya ng....
Ako: Gago! Sinong niloloko mo! Hindot!
Utol: Halika tingnan mo ito.
*Ipinakita niya sakin ang isang larawan ng aso sa phone niya.
Utol: Pointer dog ang aso mo Tanga!

WIKIPEDIA:
The Pointer should be athletic and graceful. The immediate impression should be of a compact, hard-driving hunting dog, alert and "ready to let go." The primary distinguishing features of this breed are the head, feet, and tail. Hound or terrier characteristics are undesirable for show purposes.

Kaya pala hindi siya cute/maganda sa marami. Hindi pala siya pang show-dog.
Maski na ano pa ang panlalait na inaabot ng aso ko, at hindi daw siya cute/maganda ayon sa kanila.
Ang sa akin lang: Hindi talaga siya cute kasi GORGEOUS siya. Mana sa amo!

Halimbawa ng pointer dog:

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

candybling

Each time I purchase cigarettes at any convenience store, they always ask for my ID. No one can ever guest my exact age. No, I'm not a midget, I'm not short nor tall, just average. One time I was on this date, I was already 27 then, and my date was 5 years younger than me. When were entering the cinema and gave the ticket to the lady, She asked me for an ID. Wow! How convenient. The movie was R-18. "Drag me to hell".Looking really young has its pros an cons. And people tend to call you "Totoy", which for me is quite insulting because I feel old.

Pros:
You can get away with almost anything by just giving an innocent look, quite
( actually deceptive, but it works. )
You look even younger during the nightime.
Tendency to be popular. ( Either the wrong way or the right way )
Can get away with almost anything you wear.
Tend to be given lesser obligation, responsibility.

Cons:
Always being asked for an ID or any form of identification.
People tend to push you around.
Always underestimated.
People tend not to take you seriously.
mistaken as Pee Wee Herman, hmmm come to think of it, I kinda look like him.

I wonder if I gained some weight, will I look older? Believe me my younger brother who's now 27 and my sister now 20 looks much older than me. Strangers always mistaken me as the youngest. Well I don't really have an age secret in fact I tend to chain smoke at times, been smoking ten years now, and I'm planning to quit. well the truth is I tried to quit a million times.
I drink occasionally and when I do, I'll drink till' I drop. Once there was a Dutch man who thought that I was only 11 years old.

Key factors
- My body is underdeveloped
- I have a small face
- No eye bags or wrinkles
- Smooth. Hair rarely grows on my skin (exception of scalp).
- thin well defined eyebrows (natural)

*My fourth job- They called me Santino.
*My fifth job- They called me Baby James.

What's next?

I wonder where I enherited these genes, nope, not my mom nor dad's. Sometimes I think that there's something wrong with my genes, some kind of mutation. I really don't know If it's a gift or a curse. I learned to live with it anyways.

A 5 year old male cousin commented, saw me smoking:

"Hala bawal sayo yan, bata kapa"

My Aunt replied:
"Anong akala mo naman diyan sa kuya mo bata pa? Matanda nayan!"

-When I came back here in my current company a straight guy co-worker commented:
"Oh ba't parang lalo ka atang bumata?"

Haha Wat-Iber!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

flower on a wheel

I felt something huge will happen I felt this a few days ago. I think I'm somewhat Psychic, kiddin'.
I would like to take this chance to take a long rest and hopefully, for my disease to finally be cured, then eventually head on a new direction, I would like to thank her majesty for the 2nd chance. I would like to thank you in so many ways unimaginable, I'm just so blessed.
I hope that the institution recovers in time.No need to to worry about me. I totally understand and things do happen.

There's no other way but to move forward.
Pyramids collapse, life begins even in the harshest conditions.
The sun will set, the moon will rise, the earth will remain unstable
But one thing will never change and that is I will forever be thankful for the blessings that you gave me.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

i swear

Dude, I have nothing against you.
In fact I think you're a good person. I like you as a seat mate.
But I can't take this anymore. I have to do something about this or else i'll literally pass out.

Dude, when was the last time you visited the dentist? Are you aware that they already invented mouthwash?
Seriously dude I'm just 20 inches away from you and each time you breathe I smell that Septic tank fume. It could kill a Rat I swear. I cannot concentrate from time to time thinking of ways to cover my nose without you noticing. I don't want to offend you in anyway but *** this is too much! I'm considering wearing gas mask tomorrow, seriously.

When was the last time you visited the dentist my friend? Was it over a decade or never. Sometimes I can't eat because of that malevolent foul odor. It Really really stinks." Tol! Amoy Imburnal I swear!

I smoke a lot. But I see to it that I visit the dentist at least three times a year. Don't you know that extreme bad breath drives people away. I'm gonna trow up anytime. I can't breathe. *** Help me! So this is what it feels likes to be in a septic tank.