lady chups: Hinde nga eh. Katatapos ko lang magpa-root Kanal kanina.
boy stuck up: T*ng Inang yan!
boy stuck up: Cholesterol ka ba?
lady chups: Vaaakeet? Tsup! Tsup! Slurp! Slurp!
boy stuck up: Na ha high blood ako pag nakikita ko mukha mo eh.
boy stuck up: Multo kaba?
lady chups: Vaaakeet?
*BANG! ( Putok ng baril )
boy stuck up: Ngayon multo kana haha!
Goes to show kung gaano ka kawalang kwentang tao. I'm not really sure why I even bother messaging you. Come to think of it, there's really no good quality about you to like. Now i'm sure that people like you don't deserve even a damn second. Ang haba ng hair mo hindi naman bagay sayo.
Pinagtatawanan mo siguro ako ngayon. Pero eto lang ang last words ko sayo...
Ulol Ka! Fuck you ka!
Yun lang..Thank you.